So, I decided to do the word search thing in the Pit using the word "beef". I actually expected a lot worse than I what I found... Sporking is in bold.

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Legolas finds an enchanted beef brisket in the woods. It's very vicious, and refuses to be tamed. Legolas will attempt it, however. Rated PG in case of some swearing.
I'm fairly certain ( Read more... )